英语笔记二十集(05)
文章作者 100test 发表时间 2007:05:30 11:21:56
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How Come
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn t want.
How Come
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
How Come
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
How Come
To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot. And not try to understand her at all.
How Come
Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.
How Come
Any married man should forget his mistakes. There s no use in two people remembering the same thing.
How Come
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
How Come
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn t. A man marries a woman expecting that she won t change and she does.
How Come
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
How Come
There are two times when a man doesn t understand a woman, before marriage and after marriage.
How Come
If a man talks dirty to a woman it s sexual harassment If a woman talks dirty to a man it s nine dollars a minute
p.s How Come 就是: 为什么会这样呢??