疯狂英语阅读：QuizShow,DoubleTalk

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Question: And so to our first 2)contender. Good evening. Your name, please.

Answer: Good evening.

Question: Your first time your chosen subject was answering questions before they were asked, this time you have chosen to answer the question before last each time, is that correct?

Answer: Charlie Smithers.

Question: And your time starts now. What is 3)paleontology?

Answer: Yes, absolutely correct.

Question: What’s the name of the 4)directory that lists members of the pirage?

Answer: A study of old 5)fossils.

Question: Correct. Who are Len Murry and Sir Jeffery Howe?

Answer: Berks.

Question: Correct. What is the difference between a donkey and an ass?

Answer: One’s a trade union leader the other’s a member of the 6)cabinet.

Question: Correct. Complete the quotation ＂To be or not to be＂.

Answer: They’re both the same.

Question: Correct. What is Bernard Manning famous for?

Answer: That is the question.

Question: Correct. Who is the present Archbishop of Canterbury?

Answer: He is a fat man who tells 7)blue jokes.

Question: Correct. What do people kneel on in church?

Answer: The right Reverend Robert Runtsy.

Question: Correct. What do 8)tarantellas 9)prey on?

Answer: 10)Hassocks.

Question: Correct. What would you use a 11)ripcord to pull open?

Answer: Large flies.

Question: What sort of a person lived in 12)bedlam?

Answer: A 13)parachute.

Question: Correct. What is a 14)jockstrap?

Answer: A 15)nutcase.

Question: For what purpose would a 16)decorator use metholine 17)chlorides?

Answer: A form of 18)athletic support.

Question: Correct. What did Henri DeToulouse DeTrek do?

Answer: Paint 19)strippers.

Question: Correct. Who is Dean Martin?

Answer: Um, he’s a kind of artist.

Question: Yes. What sort of artist?

Answer: Um, pass.

Question: That’s near enough. What make of vehicle is the standard London bus?

Answer: A singer.

Question: Correct. In 1892 Brandon Thomas wrote a famous long running English farce. What was it?

Answer: Brejaland.

Question: Correct...complete the following...I started so I’ll finish. Complete the following quotation about Mrs. Thatcher, ＂Her heart may be in the right place but her...＂

Answer: Charlie’s Aunt.

Question: Correct. And that is the end of our contest.