I m a 22-year-old American from Ohio. I am a teacher at Zhejiang University of Media and Communications in Hangzhou. I see so many signs here that are terribly incorrect and usually pretty funny. Here is one of my favourites. This sign is on a bus line. It should say "Keep Off", or something to that effect. - Ashley Fugett Editor s note: Yes, that s close, but a little harsh. Most likely it would be either "No standing (here)" or "Stand back", or, possibly, depending on the location of the sign, "No kicking" (the seat in front or a protected box). The right one is "No standing here" "Stand back" "No kicking"