职场必杀技：断网时打发时间的10大妙招

文章作者 100test 发表时间 2011:10:03 21:10:20
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工作时突然断网，是不是感觉惊慌失措，觉得什么都做不了，闲得无聊？来看看国外的筒子是如何打发时间的吧~只有想不到，没有做不到。在各种妙招面前，时间都是浮云……

　　[1]Pretended to work
　　假装在工作
　　"Well, you could just sit at your desk and go to sleep with a pen in your hand. "
　　额， 只能坐在办公椅上，手里拿着一支笔打盹。
　　[2] Searched for cat pictures ... but not online
　　找猫咪的图片，但不是在网上搜
　　"I flipped through magazines looking for funny pictures of cats doing funny things."
　　我翻翻杂志，挑那些滑稽猫咪的图片。
　　[3] Daydream
　　做白日梦
　　"Honestly? Stare out of the window and daydream. I had so many more good ideas back then."
　　老实说，（无聊时）就凝视着窗外幻想。回到办公室后我会文思泉涌。
　　[4] Sent prank faxes to other offices
　　向其他办公室发恶作剧传真
　　"We’d send a filthy fax to some of the other companies. And receive some of the filthiest jokes and drawings back. Some of them ended up on the wall in the copy room."
　　我们给其他公司发污秽照片，接着会收到黄色笑话或者图片。最终有些就被贴在复印室了。
　　[5] Played Minesweeper and Solitaire
　　扫雷和纸牌游戏
　　"There was no internet but thanks to Windows 95, I played Solitaire and Minesweeper all day long."
　　虽然不能上网，但幸亏Windows 95里我还可以玩扫雷和纸牌游戏，这个可以耗掉一整天。
　　[6] Invented and Played Office Games
　　自创办公室游戏
　　We spent many hours playing ’shelf-ball.
　　我们会花很多时间玩一种叫做“架子球”的游戏。
　　Equipment:
　　所需器材：
　　- Tennis Ball
　　网球
　　- Mailboxes
　　邮箱盒子
　　Rules:
　　游戏规则
　　- The ball must bounce
　　球必须得弹起来
　　- You get 1 point for making it in any mailbox
　　球落到任意邮箱里，得1分。
　　- You get 2 points for making it in a corner mailbox
　　落到角落的盒子里，得2分。
　　- You lose 1 point for making it in your boss’ or opponent’s mailbox
　　落到老板或者对手的盒子里，扣1分。
　　- You get 3 points for making it in your own mailbox
　　落到自己的邮箱里，得3分。
　　- First person to get 5 points wins"
　　最先积满5分者获胜。
　　[7] Read junk mail
　　查看垃圾邮件
　　"I talk to my older co-workers about this a lot. You know all that mail you get -- magazines, trade publications, seminar sign ups, etc. -- that you just throw in the trash every day? Before the internet you would sit around and read that s--t."
　　我常和老员工谈起这个。经常会收到有关杂志、商业报刊、研讨会申请等等的垃圾邮件。你都丢到垃圾筒了？断网无所事事时，你可以看看这些邮件。
　　[8] Took long lunches
　　延长中餐时间
　　[9] Took more smoke breaks
　　多抽几根烟休息下
　　[10] Went home early
　　提前下班回家
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