英语笑话：绿帽子

文章作者 100test 发表时间 2008:06:21 10:37:46
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　　 A lady walked into a hat shop,The shopkeeper smiled said, Good afternoon,madam.
　　 Good afternoon,the lady answered.There is a green hat with red flowers and blue laces on it in your window.Will you please take it out of there.
　　 Yes madam,the shopkeeper said.I will be very pleased to do that for you.
　　 Do you want it in a box,madam,he asked,or will you wear it?
　　 Oh I dont want it,she answered.I only wanted you to take it out of your window.I pass your shop every day,and I hate to see the ugly thing there!

　　 绿帽

　　 一天一位女士走进一家帽店。店主微笑着说：“下午好，夫人。”
　　 “下午好，”女士回答，“橱窗里有一顶绿帽子，上面有红色的花和蓝色的叶子，是否请你把她拿下来。”
　　 “好的，夫人，”店主说，“乐意为你效劳。”
　　 “你是想要把它装在盒子里，夫人”他问，“还是要戴上它？”
　　 “哦，我不想要它，”她回答道，“我只是要你把它从橱窗里拿走，我每天都从你店前经过，我讨厌看见那难看的东西在那儿放着。