美国晚间脱口秀笑话一周精选(6月5日)实用英语
文章作者 100test 发表时间 2009:07:25 11:39:52
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"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to The Tonight Show With Conan O Brien. Thank you. Thank you! I have to admit, I think I ve timed this moment perfectly. Think about it. I m on a last place network, I moved to a state that s bankrupt, and The Tonight Show is sponsored by General Motors." --Conan O Brien
女士们,先生们,欢迎收看《柯南·奥布莱恩今晚秀》,谢谢大家,谢谢大家,我不得不承认,我觉得我安排的这个时间太完美了。想想啊,我在一家排名垫底的电视台,我搬到了一个破产的州,这个今晚秀还是通用赞助的。——柯南·奥布莱恩
"Despite opposition from the public, President Obama says he s determined to close the prison at Guantanamo Bay. To make sure Guantanamo Bay closes, Obama said the new warden will be the CEO of General Motors." --Conan O Brien
尽管遭到公众的反对,奥巴马总统还是说他决定关闭关塔那摩湾的监狱。为了确保关塔那摩被关了,奥巴马说,新的监狱长将由通用的CEO来担任。——柯南·奥布莱恩
"Hey, how about General Motors? Oh, my gosh. It s crazy what s going on. General Motors, bankrupt. Biggest corporation in the world and now they still want money. They still want billions more bailout money. I think I speak for all Americans when I say, You want more money? Wait here while I talk to the manager. I ll be right back." --David Letterman
嘿,通用怎么样了?哦,天哪,这简直是疯了。通用,破产了,世界上最大的公司啊,现在他们还想要钱。他们还想要上亿的财政援助。我想我得替所有的美国人说句话,“你们想要更多的钱?我去跟管理层说一下,在这等着,我马上就回来。”